| Biased? Media? (joke) |
[31 Oct 2004|03:25pm] |
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Pastor Prevo told this joke this morning at church... a couple of sundays ago he got a lot of crap from people who didn't like his joke about Kerry so he did one on Bush ;)
Kerry and Bush were walking along the beach with the Pope. Suddenly a gust of wind knocked the Pope's hat off and it dropped far out into the water. Kerry immediately jumped in after it determined to bring the Pope's hat back. However the waves were carrying the hat out faster than he could swim and he had to turn back. He returns unsuccessful and apologizes to the Pope. Bush then decides to go after it and runs out over the water and retrieves that hat and brings it back. The next day the headlines read: "Bush can't swim".
X-posted all over.
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[31 Oct 2004|05:45pm] |
10 Of Your Favorite Songs At This Moment
10.) I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Ray Stevens
9.) The Way - Clay Aiken
8.) Girls Lie Too - Terri Clark
7.) You Were There - Avalon (though Clay's version rocks too, he should record it!)
6.) The Creed - Avalon
5.) Remember When - Alan Jackson
4.) American Soldier - Toby Keith
3.) I Go Back - Kenny Chesney
2.) Celebrity - Brad Paisley
1.) Measure of a Man - Clay Aiken
9 Things You're Looking Forward To
9.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
8.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
7.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
6.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
5.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
4.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
3.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
2.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
1.) DISNEY WORLD!!!!
8 Things You Wear Daily
8.) class ring
7.) glasses
6.) bra
5.) underwear
4.) socks
3.) shirt
2.) pants
1.) jacket
7 Things That Annoy You
7.) John Kerry
6.) John Edwards(both the politician and the psychic)
5.) people who type in "ghetto" talk
4.) "supposably"
3.) people who insist on not closing their mouths when they chew
2.) people who talk through movies/tv shows
1.) people who talk with their mouths full :p
6 Things You Touch Every Day
6.) tv remote
5.) Yuka
4.) pillows!
3.) my best bud blankie
2.) soda can
1.) computer
5 Movies You Could Watch Over and Over
5.) Pirates of the Caribbean
4.) Big Fish
3.) 13 Going On 30
2.) Milo and Otis
1.) skating tapes
4 People You'd Want to Spend More Time With
4.) ERIN :(
3.) Kassy
2.) my daddy :(
1.) a lot of my online buds
3 Girls/Boys You have Kissed
3.) Mathieu
2.)
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2 of your favorite places in the world
2.) FLORIDA
1.) Kenai, Alaska
1 Person You Could Spend the Rest of Your Life With
1.) My yuka pug!
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| Today in review... |
[31 Oct 2004|08:41pm] |
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So lets just say sleeping without my puppy just can not happen unless I am sharing a room with a friend or something. I missed her so much last night... it was too quiet without her snoring! Yikes!!!!!! I guess I will live. 3 days till DISNEY WORLD!!! So I should look at this as a worthy sacrifice, right? WRONG. I wish I could bring her with me. I miss my baby girl. :(
Anyway I got up at 6:40 because, lets face it, it was really 7:40 and even though I went to bed at midnight(which was really 11pm?) I just was ready to get up. I caught wind of Halloween on Ice being shown on my CBS station at midnight so I taped that... it was *ok* but not as good as it could have been. Anyway I got ready for church wearing my spiffy new slacks that my mom bought me... I feel so good in them *hugs her slacks*
Went to church... heard about all the fun from Saturday night... I was bummed but oh well I wasn't feeling well so I will get over it. Went to church the whole candidate thing wasn't as bad as I thought... the last guy up there said "I'm so and so(I can't remember his name ha ha) and I don't have any ads on TV" that's when the entire congregation went into hysterics laughing and applauding... I think he won his district today ha ha! Pastor Prevo had a joke about the media(see "Media? Biased?" down below) it was good. Then he finished his thing on Tithing today... I will miss the next two sundays and I am bummed... I really like his preaching BUT!!! for one Sunday I am on vacation and the next sunday I get to be in Kenai in my home church so it is alllllllllllll good!!!!!! :)
oh and my name was in the bulletin for being a new member, isn't that cool? (it's the simple things in life ha ha!)
Erin's brother got in a major accident the other day and so she might not come home for Christmas :( I miss her. I am so lonely. :(
Keith and Trish are going to come over tomorrow night. and I start packing tomorrow... Disney World or Bust!!!
The trick-or-treaters were so cute tonight... some of the costumes were great... we had a total of 7 spongebobs... a scooby doo, teenage mutant ninja turtle, a ladybug, lots of ghouls, and SNOOPY which was the coolest costume of the night... in total I'll bet we had 45 kids...
oh yeah and 2 more days of annoying TV campaign ads. Just remember and vote Bush so my trip is a happy one ;) ha ha!
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